id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip
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(Source: razorbladewrists, via lovely-ludahs)
science teacher introduces student to the harshness of real life
(Source: thatfunnything, via lovely-ludahs)
| sext: | fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles |
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
OHHHHHH…
(via tigertaming)
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
(via tigertaming)
